MY RIGHT HAND!
MY LEFT HAND!
MY FOOT!n other places u wldnt want to see...
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN HIGH SCHOOL LIFE N COLLEGE'S LIFE
1. When is the most happy moment when our class is on?(high school)
ans : YAY!!!it's canteen time!!the period before our break we've already
thinkin of what to eat
the diff in coll is that we r always happy n we nvr get hungry before.
we can either get out of the class to grab some tibits or just bring them
into the class and EAT in front of our lecturers.eating infront of them is
not a "brave" behaviour anymore.
2. What time must we reach our school?
ans : always before 7.30a.m and not even 1 second late coz once the last
bell rang,then we'll kena limpekpoh,our unforgetable discipline
teacher.n always before we enter the school,we'll have a mini
gathering at the gasing 7-11 to have our breakfast or gossips
meeting
in coll,we have got the RIGHT to attend or not to attend our classes.
no matter how late only we enter the class,the lecturer also will say
nothing..there's no more excitement in coll b4..no discipline teachers.
no more doggies too..
3. Where do we usually put our handphone in school?
ans : usually we'll just put them in our dress pocket but whenever there's
a spot check,then we'll hide our phones between our breastS.haha
this reminds me about the shining case happened on cheelin's
breasts in the girl's toilet secret room.haha.n we lied to limpekpoh
that all of us kena period stain on our dress..we're so lame man..
but now,we can put wherever we want to.we can even just walk out of
the class when someone rang us.coz answering to call isnt a crime right
now.
4. Where do we usully go when we wanna celebrate our buddies burfday?
ans : always n always,A@W,we're their eightly(anuually punya plural)
customers..ahha
now,we upgrade ord..we always go to shopping mall to celebrate.but
whenever my class starts at the noon,still i'll go to A@W to have
breakfast..their breakfast can b counted as 1 of my favS..ahah
what else dude?
ans : YAY!!!it's canteen time!!the period before our break we've already
thinkin of what to eat
the diff in coll is that we r always happy n we nvr get hungry before.
we can either get out of the class to grab some tibits or just bring them
into the class and EAT in front of our lecturers.eating infront of them is
not a "brave" behaviour anymore.
2. What time must we reach our school?
ans : always before 7.30a.m and not even 1 second late coz once the last
bell rang,then we'll kena limpekpoh,our unforgetable discipline
teacher.n always before we enter the school,we'll have a mini
gathering at the gasing 7-11 to have our breakfast or gossips
meeting
in coll,we have got the RIGHT to attend or not to attend our classes.
no matter how late only we enter the class,the lecturer also will say
nothing..there's no more excitement in coll b4..no discipline teachers.
no more doggies too..
3. Where do we usually put our handphone in school?
ans : usually we'll just put them in our dress pocket but whenever there's
a spot check,then we'll hide our phones between our breastS.haha
this reminds me about the shining case happened on cheelin's
breasts in the girl's toilet secret room.haha.n we lied to limpekpoh
that all of us kena period stain on our dress..we're so lame man..
but now,we can put wherever we want to.we can even just walk out of
the class when someone rang us.coz answering to call isnt a crime right
now.
4. Where do we usully go when we wanna celebrate our buddies burfday?
ans : always n always,A@W,we're their eightly(anuually punya plural)
customers..ahha
now,we upgrade ord..we always go to shopping mall to celebrate.but
whenever my class starts at the noon,still i'll go to A@W to have
breakfast..their breakfast can b counted as 1 of my favS..ahah
what else dude?
Monday, July 17, 2006
i dunno what kind of pose is this,but whatever la,pb pose so weirdly,no matter how i teach,she's always still the same old weird sampoujai..ahahah..but,who's holding the box cover???????hmph,guys,let's make a investigation n see who's suspicious..or mayb pb got the third hand?it can b possible since she always said that there's a baby inside her tummy but it has been 5 yrs,her baby also havent come out..
hey,everyone who passed by,this's us!!F.C.U.K.!!!!we'll nvr nvr nvr get dismiss n no matter how far we'll b,in this world there's a thing called internet..so,F.C.U.K.,always update urselves in this blog,coz this's our only n the ONLY ONE BLOG!!!!opps,someone missed out this marvellous partie..hmph,sumin,u've to buck up la...
sampou,u have to admit that u r relle very lucky enough to have us and a guy called er ang shiao..ahahhaah..coz these 2 yrs,we kept feeding u with choco cake..to make a got fatter n fatter..but so unfortunately,our plan dint success..but,we,F.C.U.K. believe this day will arrive,SOON..ahhahahahahaahha..next yr u'll get a triple layer choco cake,mayb i should ask that baker to make the cake into a XXL choco wedding cake..haha
"I look cute with my eyebags"
hey yo... ive been changing the skin/template/look of this place for many times just so that u guys can enjoy the excitement and surprises like "Am i going to the right site?", or " Who change the colour again?", "why got this weird thing wan?".
So here i am again, with a fresh new pretty skin, and apologies to seah sherlynn : i have checked the message board on this site(aka Tagboard) and it appears to doin' fine. maybe u need to refresh the page or somethin...
other than that, the usual pic updates from sista pb's burfday:
i really need to have a seperate photo album for cw's modelling pics. cw,U da man
a paparazzi moment of pb
OHME GOSH IS IT MY EYES OR IT'S JUST.... phoiboon smile the same in both pics!!! it looks like the same to me!!! like copy and paste....
and hey cw or should i call you prince of taxi... thanks for letting me stop by your place today.
remember what i told u about pinkisthenewblog? the guy with madonna? ive realised that u have the talent in that too cause i was remember u doin great in commenting pics in this blog dude
also, i was actually so fortunate enough to finally see the most scary person ever lived on this planet and this universe.... cw's mom. can i hear you say "Hallelujah"!!!
Honestly i was so scared of her cause she might beat me up or chop me into 18 pieces within 5 seconds... she looks quite different from what i thought though.
anyway, im outta here yo
lixin
So here i am again, with a fresh new pretty skin, and apologies to seah sherlynn : i have checked the message board on this site(aka Tagboard) and it appears to doin' fine. maybe u need to refresh the page or somethin...
other than that, the usual pic updates from sista pb's burfday:
i really need to have a seperate photo album for cw's modelling pics. cw,U da man
a paparazzi moment of pb
OHME GOSH IS IT MY EYES OR IT'S JUST.... phoiboon smile the same in both pics!!! it looks like the same to me!!! like copy and paste....
and hey cw or should i call you prince of taxi... thanks for letting me stop by your place today.
remember what i told u about pinkisthenewblog? the guy with madonna? ive realised that u have the talent in that too cause i was remember u doin great in commenting pics in this blog dude
also, i was actually so fortunate enough to finally see the most scary person ever lived on this planet and this universe.... cw's mom. can i hear you say "Hallelujah"!!!
Honestly i was so scared of her cause she might beat me up or chop me into 18 pieces within 5 seconds... she looks quite different from what i thought though.
anyway, im outta here yo
lixin
Saturday, July 15, 2006
story of 15th of July
F.C.U.K. wishes our lil' sampoujai,hunnie,sistha,mama,(pb got so many characteristics) all the best n HAPPY 18TH BURFDAY!!!
all of us hope u're happy n also HAPPY for always.
all of us r lucky enough to have each other,
soomei has phoiboon,lixin has yinmei,i've baby,sumin has me,phoiboon has sumin,yinmei has phoiboon,baby has soomei,lixin has soomei,phoiboon has baby...haiyo,whatever...too complicating ord..haha
friends r relle something very special,sometimes can b horrible too..haha..
i believe without F.C.U.K,then i'll not b the tan chungwei right now..
i might be someone who's bitchy enough for all of u to talk bad about.
but so luckily n fortunately,i'm not the bitchy wan,i'm part of F.C.U.K.n i'm so fcukin proud of it!
can u imagine how jelous r those ppl who dont even a single true friend?
i'll feel the pride when i hang out with u guys,
coz sometimes i can feel the passersby admire us so much..(am i too perasan?)but this's the TRUTH la..haiyo..
at the very beginning,
there were 9 of us,
but she dumped us n followed her boyboy,
is she happily ever after together?
No,i dunno,i dun think so n whatever(this's relle a pengajaran)
then,there were 8 of us,
1-Gan Cheelin
2-Foo Sumin
3-Tan Chungwei
4-Tan Phoiboon
5-Teh Soomei
6-Lim Lixin
7-Loh Yinmei
8-Seah SherLynn
but what happen to gan cheelin?
i dun think she even remember us that often anymore.
she MIGHT remember us,
but when?
we wont know n i dun think we even care to know..
(hope she wont see this blog forever,AS IF SHE'LL...haha)
she only care about herself,
not friends.
i do relle think that she only take those what she called friends who relle benefit her..
those who can always,forever hang out with her,
having the same favour of fashion with her,
praising her a lot n nvr get bored wan.
so,ALL THESE'RE HER FRIENDS!!!
luckily we're TOO normal to b like that.
what about sumin?
i'm still her best n friend n so is she,
then what bout u guys?
pls do not forget her n pls stil take her as a part of F.C.U.K. though she doesnt show up whenever there's a gathering..
u can forget about cheelin,but nvr sumin..ahaha
am i bad?yes i'm.
sumin's quite busy nowadays,
but stil she can find ways to ponteng from her class or sometimes job,
oh ya,
now she's not only studyin in Tunku Abdul Rahman College,
she's also stayin outside,not hostel,but somewhere near her college,
or mayb i should say zoolege(do i sound funny?hahaha)
(gagak gagak just passed by)
n THIEN,she's also workin as a part time nail DESINER(wow,i've got 3 best friends as DESIGNERS,hey,i'm so proud of u guys,coz all of u've chosen which way to go,unlike me..duh)
she has to take lrt to kl central,then change into monorail to go to work.
then when she wants to come n find me,she has to take lrt from wangsa maju until taman paramount n walk to my house(it's pretty far,mayb u should go n see her legs' muscle,can kick ppl until matimati..ahhaha)
we must not follow what she do,
or else we'll matimati early..aaahahaha
ok,this'll b part 1 of our stories,
gotta go..fingers yelled at me ord..
all of us hope u're happy n also HAPPY for always.
all of us r lucky enough to have each other,
soomei has phoiboon,lixin has yinmei,i've baby,sumin has me,phoiboon has sumin,yinmei has phoiboon,baby has soomei,lixin has soomei,phoiboon has baby...haiyo,whatever...too complicating ord..haha
friends r relle something very special,sometimes can b horrible too..haha..
i believe without F.C.U.K,then i'll not b the tan chungwei right now..
i might be someone who's bitchy enough for all of u to talk bad about.
but so luckily n fortunately,i'm not the bitchy wan,i'm part of F.C.U.K.n i'm so fcukin proud of it!
can u imagine how jelous r those ppl who dont even a single true friend?
i'll feel the pride when i hang out with u guys,
coz sometimes i can feel the passersby admire us so much..(am i too perasan?)but this's the TRUTH la..haiyo..
at the very beginning,
there were 9 of us,
but she dumped us n followed her boyboy,
is she happily ever after together?
No,i dunno,i dun think so n whatever(this's relle a pengajaran)
then,there were 8 of us,
1-Gan Cheelin
2-Foo Sumin
3-Tan Chungwei
4-Tan Phoiboon
5-Teh Soomei
6-Lim Lixin
7-Loh Yinmei
8-Seah SherLynn
but what happen to gan cheelin?
i dun think she even remember us that often anymore.
she MIGHT remember us,
but when?
we wont know n i dun think we even care to know..
(hope she wont see this blog forever,AS IF SHE'LL...haha)
she only care about herself,
not friends.
i do relle think that she only take those what she called friends who relle benefit her..
those who can always,forever hang out with her,
having the same favour of fashion with her,
praising her a lot n nvr get bored wan.
so,ALL THESE'RE HER FRIENDS!!!
luckily we're TOO normal to b like that.
what about sumin?
i'm still her best n friend n so is she,
then what bout u guys?
pls do not forget her n pls stil take her as a part of F.C.U.K. though she doesnt show up whenever there's a gathering..
u can forget about cheelin,but nvr sumin..ahaha
am i bad?yes i'm.
sumin's quite busy nowadays,
but stil she can find ways to ponteng from her class or sometimes job,
oh ya,
now she's not only studyin in Tunku Abdul Rahman College,
she's also stayin outside,not hostel,but somewhere near her college,
or mayb i should say zoolege(do i sound funny?hahaha)
(gagak gagak just passed by)
n THIEN,she's also workin as a part time nail DESINER(wow,i've got 3 best friends as DESIGNERS,hey,i'm so proud of u guys,coz all of u've chosen which way to go,unlike me..duh)
she has to take lrt to kl central,then change into monorail to go to work.
then when she wants to come n find me,she has to take lrt from wangsa maju until taman paramount n walk to my house(it's pretty far,mayb u should go n see her legs' muscle,can kick ppl until matimati..ahhaha)
we must not follow what she do,
or else we'll matimati early..aaahahaha
ok,this'll b part 1 of our stories,
gotta go..fingers yelled at me ord..
Thursday, July 13, 2006
hah hah hah
buddies,now tan chungwei is a very yeng papa,lou ye,chan ga n gonggong ord..
even the principal wants to see me..
this morning around 11,my friend called me n told me better go to college,
i asked why,she told me that this morning the principal suddenly walked into the english class n called out mine,a malay girl n a malay boy's name.
syok right*&^^%%$$$##@@
hey,who is goin to cel my lil' sampou burfday on this sat?
all of u better go ar,or else i'll send a bomb to ur postbox..
every1 has to get ready pb's prezzie,i think cheap cheap wan she also dun mind wan la..haha
i gonna give pb my reuseable panty..hahaha
i've worn it for a few times only n nvr wash,so u'll simpan the smell..the aroma..ahahahhahha
eh,teh soomei,has u got ur license right now?
even the principal wants to see me..
this morning around 11,my friend called me n told me better go to college,
i asked why,she told me that this morning the principal suddenly walked into the english class n called out mine,a malay girl n a malay boy's name.
syok right*&^^%%$$$##@@
hey,who is goin to cel my lil' sampou burfday on this sat?
all of u better go ar,or else i'll send a bomb to ur postbox..
every1 has to get ready pb's prezzie,i think cheap cheap wan she also dun mind wan la..haha
i gonna give pb my reuseable panty..hahaha
i've worn it for a few times only n nvr wash,so u'll simpan the smell..the aroma..ahahahhahha
eh,teh soomei,has u got ur license right now?
hey dood
my lil' sampou,what kind of WISHES do u have for ur 18th burfday huh?
haha..
how's ur relationship with ur onion goin on?gettin better n better or goin to get married soon?
now i believe that phoiboon will be the 1st to get married among us..haha
this's no joking,i guess u guys will support with what i said right..haha
r we goin to 1u this saturday AGAIN?
if it's,it's ok la..
haha
coz i know every1 always have transport problem..
but dun worry,tan chung wei me is taking her driving lesson right now..i guess mayb i'll get a car soon..(but dunno how many months later la)
ok le,gotta chiao,now ord 2.40am,gotta wake up at 6.30am coz i've driving lesson at 7am..buhbye..love u guys
haha..
how's ur relationship with ur onion goin on?gettin better n better or goin to get married soon?
now i believe that phoiboon will be the 1st to get married among us..haha
this's no joking,i guess u guys will support with what i said right..haha
r we goin to 1u this saturday AGAIN?
if it's,it's ok la..
haha
coz i know every1 always have transport problem..
but dun worry,tan chung wei me is taking her driving lesson right now..i guess mayb i'll get a car soon..(but dunno how many months later la)
ok le,gotta chiao,now ord 2.40am,gotta wake up at 6.30am coz i've driving lesson at 7am..buhbye..love u guys
haha
duh,i know wat happen ord,i got the lowest ranking in my class.
but,dun care ord la..
too lazy to say anything about it,these lecturers let me feel so helpless..haha
to bose:i dun relle like zidane la though i dun relle know what happen..
that night i stayed up late to watch the match n i felt so sad when the black guys from the france cried..their tears kept rollin down nonstop..
their tears relle ached my heart..
but also feel 2/10 happy for Italy la..
as i expected,Italy won..ahhaha
i should have bet on this game,or else i would have won money again..
so how r u pinpin?
u r workin or studyin right now?
it's easy to say something but when u wanna work on it,that wont b so easy anymore..i'm only wasting this year as there's nothing much i could do..lecturers kept askin me to see them n u know what they-will-ask right..
1st.chungwei,what's wrong with you actually?
2nd.do u think that earning money is relle that easy n fun?
do they relle think that i'm dumb n dumb until macam i dun even have a brain?
of course i know everything,but they take me like an immature kid.
let them be...duh..
but,dun care ord la..
too lazy to say anything about it,these lecturers let me feel so helpless..haha
to bose:i dun relle like zidane la though i dun relle know what happen..
that night i stayed up late to watch the match n i felt so sad when the black guys from the france cried..their tears kept rollin down nonstop..
their tears relle ached my heart..
but also feel 2/10 happy for Italy la..
as i expected,Italy won..ahhaha
i should have bet on this game,or else i would have won money again..
so how r u pinpin?
u r workin or studyin right now?
it's easy to say something but when u wanna work on it,that wont b so easy anymore..i'm only wasting this year as there's nothing much i could do..lecturers kept askin me to see them n u know what they-will-ask right..
1st.chungwei,what's wrong with you actually?
2nd.do u think that earning money is relle that easy n fun?
do they relle think that i'm dumb n dumb until macam i dun even have a brain?
of course i know everything,but they take me like an immature kid.
let them be...duh..
Monday, July 10, 2006
Bud Bud BUddie!!
buddies..i'm in holy shiat again..now i;m so damn fcukin famous among my lecturers..
i'm their hot topic right now n i hate this so damn fcukin much..
now i'm having my maths class n i went to the lab to release my tension for a while..haha
my maths lecturer,who also in charge of my couse,asked me to see him when i'm free as he has got something to talk to me..i feel so tense up though i dunno what he gonna say when i see him later..but definitely something that's bad la..
i hoped that he would just mumble n that's all..
bt i rmb him sayin that after the mid term exam,he might separate those who r not so good to another class...
if i relle got separated,i relle feel like being death rather than alive..
this's relle a stupid stuff..
after enterin this coll,i feel like i started to transform into a loupopo..keep on like to grumble for this n that..
i old ord la,tidak berkuasa ord la..haiyo..
hey,did u all watch world cup?
YAY!!!!ITALY WON ORD!!!!!
I WON 80 BUCKS ORD..haha
i'm their hot topic right now n i hate this so damn fcukin much..
now i'm having my maths class n i went to the lab to release my tension for a while..haha
my maths lecturer,who also in charge of my couse,asked me to see him when i'm free as he has got something to talk to me..i feel so tense up though i dunno what he gonna say when i see him later..but definitely something that's bad la..
i hoped that he would just mumble n that's all..
bt i rmb him sayin that after the mid term exam,he might separate those who r not so good to another class...
if i relle got separated,i relle feel like being death rather than alive..
this's relle a stupid stuff..
after enterin this coll,i feel like i started to transform into a loupopo..keep on like to grumble for this n that..
i old ord la,tidak berkuasa ord la..haiyo..
hey,did u all watch world cup?
YAY!!!!ITALY WON ORD!!!!!
I WON 80 BUCKS ORD..haha
Monday, July 03, 2006
buddies
wei to mi: i know where u got that quotation,it's from tokyo drift,right?
i've decided not to study,i'm facing some studies difficulties..
no matter i've studied that page for more than ten or hundred times,it just wouldnt enter my mind..
i checked those words from the dictionary,though i got the word's meaning,but i would nvr get the meaning of the full sentence..
i'm not gd in studies,i dun even understand why..
why u guys could sit down on the chair,lookin at the book n within hours,at least u could memorize something which was so easy n i just couldnt do it????why izit so hard for me?
i wanted to start a new life too,but how could i?
failin or not to fail my course couldnt b decided by me.
if i fail,my mama gonna fcuk me like shit n u guys know what'll happen..
if i pass,i'm not sure which way i should take..i couldnt take the course which i'm interested..n i dunno whether i should work or not..
so,no matter i pass or fail,i'm still confuse..
i've been disturbed by these questions for a few months n i started to feel myself begin to change into a very irritating person..
dudes,pls jot down 10 workable ways for me to study..haha
i've decided not to study,i'm facing some studies difficulties..
no matter i've studied that page for more than ten or hundred times,it just wouldnt enter my mind..
i checked those words from the dictionary,though i got the word's meaning,but i would nvr get the meaning of the full sentence..
i'm not gd in studies,i dun even understand why..
why u guys could sit down on the chair,lookin at the book n within hours,at least u could memorize something which was so easy n i just couldnt do it????why izit so hard for me?
i wanted to start a new life too,but how could i?
failin or not to fail my course couldnt b decided by me.
if i fail,my mama gonna fcuk me like shit n u guys know what'll happen..
if i pass,i'm not sure which way i should take..i couldnt take the course which i'm interested..n i dunno whether i should work or not..
so,no matter i pass or fail,i'm still confuse..
i've been disturbed by these questions for a few months n i started to feel myself begin to change into a very irritating person..
dudes,pls jot down 10 workable ways for me to study..haha
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